Chichi's Death

Once upon a time, Chichi was dusting a bookcase with lots of heavy encyclopedias on it. She climbed up on it to dust the top shelf when she heard a creak. Her face paled as the bookcase fell to the ground with her under it. She screamed in pain as the bookcase starting crushing her body into the floor. “Gohan! Help! Hurry!”

When she got no reply she screamed again. “GOHAN! Get you Saiyan ass out here and save me!” And then, much to her horror Gohan simply replied, “Gomen Mom, but I’m suppose to stay in my room and study.” “NANI!” Chichi tried to scream but it only came out as a soft whisper as the bookcase finally crushed her lungs, and she died. Goku choose to come home that moment after sparing with Vegeta. “Chichi, I’m home! When’s dinner? I’m starving!? Chichi? Chichi? Where are you?” Then he noticed the bookcase with Chichi’s dead body under it. “Chichi!” he cried as he rushed to her body. “Chichi? Are you ok? Chichi?” A smile tugged at his lips before it broke into an all out smile. “Yay! She’s dead! Woohoo! Ding dong the bitch is dead! Gohan come out here! You don’t ever have to study again! Your mom is dead!”

            Gohan ran into the room. “She is?” He asked excitedly. He father nodded. “Yay!” Gohan cried as he and Goku danced around the room.  

Gohan never studied again after that and never became a great scholar. And since neither of them could cook they eventually starved to death.

 

 

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